Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Know where you stand

The tall will be taller...
Just as the richer will be richer

High heels (think Carrie Bradshaw and Sex and the city) are a boon to our female community, that is if you have the blessings of a slender 5 foot 6 and above figure. I completely understand your obesssion with heels, manolo blahnik, jimmy choo, christian louboutin and... Well, it makes you feel powerful, up your sex appeal factor, improves your sex life. Again, those apply to onlythose who subscribe to the magic number.

I have been suppressing my urge to go forth and preach my mantra of go short if you are short to those 5 foot 2 who don't abide by the rules. It irks me whenever I see a 5 footer attempting a 4 inch. Not only does it accentuates your shortness in every department, it enhances your insecurity level, your failed bid to transform sarah michelle gellar into ana ivanovic. No offence sarah. You are still my favourite vampire slayer.

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